The Official and Modern Diarrhea Songs

The Diarrhea Song 2

You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
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It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
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runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
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It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
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