The Diarrhea Song 3
When you're sittin in your Chevy
And you feel something heavy...
When you're sitting in class
And you feel something
splash...DIARRHEA!!
When you're playing w/ your pet
And you feel something wet...
When you're shooting a foul
And there's a movement in your
bowel...Diarrhea!!
When you're sitting on your tush
And you have to give a push...
When you're running down the road
And you can't control your
load...Diarrhea!!
When you're lookin at a map
And you feel yourself crap...
When you're sleepin in Spanish class
And shi=== leaks out your
a==....Diarrhea!!
If you're sittin in your chair
And you feel something tear...
If you're sittin in a stall
And you feel something
fall....Diarrhea!!
If you're feeling something rumble
And you think your going to tumble...
When you're riding a horse
And you feel something
coarse....Diarrhea!!
